If you thought the cruise industry would have a quiet May, you were deeply, hilariously wrong. We tracked every wild moment, and now it’s time for the monthly reckoning. Here are the 5 stories that had us spitting out our tea — ranked from warm to thermonuclear.
Tea TempLast updated: June 1, 2026
Starting off our countdown:
5. Woman Dies After Scooter Plunges Off Pier at Celebration Key
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Tea Temp 💀Third Degree Burns5/5 A woman died after her mobility scooter plunged off a pier at Carnival’s Celebration Key private island. Here’s everything we know.
4. Carnival Cruise Passenger Dies After Jumping Overboard in Caribbean
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Tea Temp 💀Third Degree Burns5/5 A Carnival passenger died after leaping from a ship in the Caribbean — the cruise line’s second death in a single week.
Now we’re getting into the real stuff.
3. 5 Dead After Cruise Ship Diving Excursion Tragedy in Maldives
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Tea Temp 💀Third Degree Burns5/5 Five people died during a cruise ship excursion in the Maldives after an underwater diving accident turned catastrophic. Here’s what we know.
Okay, this is where it gets serious.
2. Hantavirus Cruise Victim Forced Into Federal Quarantine in Nebraska
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Tea Temp 💀Third Degree Burns5/5 A woman exposed to hantavirus on the MV Hondius is being held in mandatory federal quarantine in Nebraska — reportedly against her will.
Buckle in — we’re entering dangerous waters.
1. FBI Launches Criminal Probe Into Passenger Death on Carnival Cruise
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Tea Temp 💀Third Degree Burns5/5 The FBI is formally investigating a passenger death aboard a Carnival cruise ship — federal involvement means this isn’t being treated as routine.
Another month, another collection of stories that make you go “wait, that actually happened?” May delivered, and we suspect June has no intention of being boring either. Keep your life jackets handy.
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