Which Cruise Ship Are You? Take the Ship Tea Personality Quiz

Answer 8 fun scenario questions and find out which cruise ship matches your vacation personality. From Oasis of the Seas to Disney Wish — which one are you?

8 questions. 6 possible ships. Wildly accurate results. Let’s go.

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Last updated: March 23, 2026

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Which Cruise Ship Are You?

Find your cruise ship soulmate. No life jackets required.

Share your result with your cruise crew and see who gets matched with what. We already know the Carnival Mardi Gras people are going to be LOUD about it.

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