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Tea Temp🫖Lukewarm1/5Tea Temp 🫖Lukewarm1/5 “Starting at $499 per person!” screams the cruise line ad. And technically, that’s not a lie. You CAN cruise for $499. In the same way that you CAN buy a car for $20,000 — as long…
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Tea Temp🫖Lukewarm1/5Tea Temp 🫖Lukewarm1/5 You wouldn’t buy a car without checking the safety ratings. You wouldn’t eat at a restaurant with a C health grade in the window. So why are you booking a floating hotel where you’ll eat, sleep,…
Tea Temp🫖Lukewarm1/5Tea Temp 🫖Lukewarm1/5 Ah, the cruise drink package question. The one that has launched a thousand Reddit arguments, ruined at least four marriages, and single-handedly kept cruise forum moderators employed since 2014. Let’s settle this once and for all.…
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