Evrima: Sanitation Record & Health Report

Let's get one thing straight: the Evrima is not a cruise ship, it's a yacht cosplaying as a hotel, and it wants you to know the difference. At 214 passengers on 25,400 tons, you've got more crew (246) than guests, which is the kind of ratio that should make Royal Caribbean weep into its water slides. And the one time CDC inspectors climbed aboard — December 6, 2025 — the ship walked away with a 99. Food safety came back at a perfect 100, earning it the "Spotless Galley" label, which honestly tracks for a ship where the guest-to-crew math means someone is probably standing by to refold your napkin the second you look away.

Here's the honest asterisk: that 99 is Evrima's only inspection on record, so there's no trend to brag about — insufficient data, full stop, no five-year hot streak to point to yet. We also don't have outbreak data available for this one, so we're not going to pretend we can vouch for a spotless outbreak history when the CDC records on that front simply aren't reachable right now. What we can say is that a single 99 sits well above the 96.7 average and 98 median across the 162 ships in our database — a strong first showing, even if it's a sample size of one. Sailing out of Papeete, Piraeus-Athens, or Monte Carlo also means Evrima is playing in the "quietly obscene wealth" league of itineraries, not the "seven ports in seven days" hustle.

Who it's for: people who want a yacht, not a floating mall — if the idea of 3,000 fellow passengers, a wave pool, and a rock wall sounds like a nightmare, and you'd rather have French Polynesia or the Riviera to yourself with a crew nearly outnumbering guests, this is your ship. Who should skip it: budget cruisers, families chasing kids' clubs and buffets, or anyone who measures a trip's success by how many specialty restaurants they can hit — at 214 passengers, Evrima doesn't do quantity, and your wallet will notice. It's a strong debut on paper, but with only one inspection logged, we'd call this a "watch this space" verdict rather than a victory lap.